Saturday September 30, 2006 thought for the day

THIS IS THE DAY THAT THE LORD HAS MADE, LET US REJOICE AND BE GLAD IN IT-HAVE A GREAT DAY-here are my thought for today-
1-Blessed are the quilters for they shall be called the piece makers-
2-Gossip travels freely but good news has to be helped along-
3-Those who bring sunshine to others cannot keep it from themselves-
4-Happiness often sneaks in a door we didn't know we had left open-
5-An empty heart is a far greater misfortune than an empty purse-

QUESTION-Why are there holes in Swiss cheese???

I WISH YOU A DAY FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS!!!-jasper

Friday September 29, 2006 thought for the day

IT'S FRIDAY!!!!THE WEEKEND IS JUST AHEAD-HERE ARE MY THOUGHTS FOR TODAY-
1-Nothing makes a child so smart as having grandparents-
2-Let your mind wander, but be careful when and where you follow it-
3-It is better to prepare and prevent than to repair and repent-
4-Speaking two languages is valuable, but keeping silent in one is priceless-
5-Life is like an exciting book and every year starts a new chapter-

QUESTION-why can't you keep your eyes open when you sneeze???

I WISH YOU A DAY FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS!!!jasper

Thursday September 28, 2006 thought for the day

GOOD MORNING TO YOU ALL AGAIN-HERE ARE MY THOUGHTS FOR TODAY-
1-Enjoy yourself-these are the good old days you will miss in 20 years-
2-The person who has the right to boast doesn't have to-
3-To get the full value of joy you must have someone to share it with-
4-A candle loses none of it's light by lighting another candle-
5-When you cook up an excuse don't use any that are half baked-

QUESTION-why don't traffic signal light bulbs ever seem to burn out???


I WISH FOR YOU A DAY FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS!!!jasper

Wednesday September 27, 2006 thought for the day

HAVE A SUN SHINEY GOOD DAY-HERE ARE MY THOUGHTS FOR TODAY-
1-Sandwich every bit of criticism between two layers of praise-
2-You are only cooking up trouble when you stew about tomorrow-
3-Love makes the world go round but laughter keeps us from getting dizzy-
4-The only way to touch anothers heart is with your own-
5-The only way to conquer fear is to keep doing things you fear-

QUESTION-why is a watch called a "watch"?

I WISH YOU A DAY FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS!!-JASPER

Tuesday September 26, 2006 thought for the day

Wishing you a great day-here are my thoughts for today-
1-Doing your best is more important than being your best-
2-It is not necessary to blow out the other persons light to let your own light shine-
3-The virtues of being punctual are often offset by having to wait for people who aren't-
4-If you want long friendships, develop a short memory-
5-Character is like the foundation of a house-it is below the surface-

QUESTION-why does "pipe down" mean "shut up"???

I WISH YOU A DAY FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS!!!-jasper

Monday September 25, 2006 thought for the day

Good morning everyone-it is the beginning of a new week and I hope it will be a great week for you-here are my thoughts for today-
1-A mistake means that somebody at least tried to do something-
2-Good examples have far more value than good advice-
3-A man's mind once stretched by a new idea never returns to its original dimension-
4-The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time-
5-Sometimes we have to replace "what if's" with "so what"-

QUESTION-How do they put the hole in the needle of a syringe?

I WISH FOR YOU A DAY FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS!!!-jasper

Sunday September 24, 2006 thought for the day

Wishing you a great Sunday-here are my thoughts for today-
1-Live as you will have wished to have lived when you are dying-
2-Abortion is only advocated by those who have been born-
3-Busy people have no time to be busy bodies-
4-However far the stream flows it will never forget its source-
5-Happiness is not perfected until it is shared-

QUESTION-What does the "Q" in "Q-tips" stand for???

I WISH YOU A DAY OF LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS!!!--JASPER

Saturday September 23, 2006 thought for the day

I hope you will enjoy this Saturday-here are my thoughts for today-
1-Don't forget to entertain strangers lest you entertain angels unaware-
2-Man was created a little lower than the angels and has been getting a little lower ever since-
3-We are each angels with only one wing and we can only fly by embracing one another-
4-You don't have to be an angel to be a saint-
5-What the caterpillar calls the end of life god calls a butterfly-

QUESTION-what is the difference in a kit and a caboodle????

I WISH YOU A DAY FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS!!!-JASPER

Friday September 22, 2006 thought for the day

HERE ARE MY THOUGHTS FOR TODAY-
1-THAT WHICH IS BEAUTIFUL IS NOT ALWAYS GOOD BUT THAT WHICH IS GOOD IS ALWAYS BEAUTIFUL-
2-A THING OF BEAUTY IS A JOY FOREVER-
3-THE SAYING THAT BEAUTY IS ONLY SKIN DEEP IS NONSENSE-THAT IS DEEP ENOUGH-WHAT DO YOU WANT, A BEAUTIFUL LIVER???
4-THE REASON THE ALL AMERICAN BOY PREFERS BEAUTY OVER BRAINS IS BECAUSE HE CAN SEE BETTER THAN HE CAN THINK-
5-THE DESIRE OF POWER IN EXCESS CAUSED THE ANGELS TO FALL, THE DESIRE OF KNOWLEDGE IN EXCESS CAUSED MAN TO FALL-

QUESTION-why don't penguins get frostbite in their feet???

I WISH YOU A DAY FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS!!!--JASPER

Thursday September 21, 2006 thought for the day

Hope your day is filled with beauty-here are my thoughts for today-
1-Age is mind over matter-if your don't mind it doesn't matter-
2-Years may wrinkle the skin, but losing enthusiasm wrinkles the soul-
3-The old believe everything, the middle age suspect everything, the young know everything-
4-There are no ugly women, only women who do no know how to look pretty-
5-Beautiful young people are works of nature, beautiful old people are works of art-

QUESTION-Why do children learn to print before they learn cursive???


I WISH YOU A DAY FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS!!!-JASPER

Wednesday September 20, thought for the day

GOOD MORNING TO YOU ALL-HERE ARE MY THOUGHTS FOR THE DAY-
1-IF I WERE YOUNGER, I WOULD KNOW MORE-
2-A PERSON IS NOT OLD UNTIL REGRETS TAKE THE PLACE OF DREAMS-
3-OLD AGE IS ALWAYS 20 YEARS OLDER THAN I AM-
4-YOU DON'T GROW OLD BY MERELY LIVING A NUMBER OF YEARS-
5-MIDDLE AGE IS WHEN YOU AGE STARTS TO SHOW AROUND YOUR MIDDLE-

QUESTION-WHAT HAPPENS TO THE INK WHEN NEWSPAPERS ARE RECYCLED??

I WISH YOU A DAY FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS!!!-JASPER

Tuesday September 19, 2006 thought for the day

No fooling around-it is going to get kinda cold tonight-here are my thoughts for today-
1-In dreams and in love there is no impossibilities-
2-The greatest pain of all is to love and love in vain-
3-Loving yourself works miracles in your life-
4-Love is like the moon-when it does not increase it decreases-
5-Love begets love-

QUESTION-why do dogs have black lips???

I WISH YOU A DAY FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS!!!-JASPER

Monday September 18, 2006 thought for the day

HERE ARE MY THOUGHTS FOR TODAY-
1-It is okay to argue with god and get angry with god but it is not okay to ignore him-
2-Mistakes are the material from which to create solutions-
3-Difficult people are difficult with everyone, not just you-
4-People grow from the challenges and problems they face-
5-Love of country is like love of woman-he loves her best who seeks to bestow on her the highest good-

QUESTION-Why is blue the color of the ribbon for first prize or first place???

I WISH FOR YOU A DAY FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS!!!-JASPER

Sunday September 17, 2006 thought for the day

MAY YOUR DAY BE FILLED WITH THE SPIRIT OF GOD!-here are my thoughts for today-
1-Holding on to anger, resentment and hurt only gives you tense muscles, a headache and sore jaw from clenching your teeth-
2-If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to meet it-
3-The only thing you can change about your past is your perception of it-
4-We don't pray to get god's attention-we pray to turn our attention toward god-
5-You aren't born with courage but you are born with potential-

QUESTION-Why do people get goose bumps on their arms and legs but not on their faces too??


I WISH YOU A DAY FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AMD FORGIVENESS!!!-JASPER

Saturday September 16, 2006 thought for the day

AHH-THE WEEKEND IS HERE-ENJOY!-HERE ARE MY THOUGHTS FOR TODAY-
1-It is less important what we say than what we do-
2-You cannot add by subtracting-
3-Live your life so the preacher doesn't have to lie at your funeral-
4-Laughter is the best medicine-there is no copayment-
5-That which is sharable is bearable-

QUESTION-can a spider get caught in the web of another spider??

I WISH FOR YOU A DAY FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS-JASPER

Subject: Friday September 15, 2006 thought for the day-jasper



TGIF-here are my thoughts for today-
1-A clear conscience and peace of mind far outweigh fame or fortune-
2-Leaving a legacy of love, integrity, and good deeds is far more valuable than a great estate of material wealth-
3-Write your sorrows in sand and your blessings in stone-
4-You can't teach someone unless you have their attention-
5-You cannot help others if you exalt yourself above them-

QUESTION-why do dogs like to put their heads out of the window of a moving car??

I WISH YOU A DAY FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS-JASPER

Thursday September 14, 2006 thought for the day

I hope your day is truly blessed-here are my thoughts for today-
1-When we recall the past we usually find that it is the simple things-not the great occasions-that in retrospect give the greatest glow of happiness-
2-You are never too old for new beginnings-
3-Enjoying the journey is as important as reaching the destination-
4-Lighting someone else's candle in no way diminishes yours-
5-Change the things that can be changed, accept those that cannot and pray for wisdom to know the difference-

QUESTION-Do identical twins have identical fingerprints??

I HOPE YOUR DAY IS FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS-JASPER

Wednesday September 13, 2006 thought for the day

A GOOD MORNING TO ALL OF YOU-HERE ARE MY THOUGHTS FOR TODAY-
1-Anything worth having is worth working for-
2-He who provides for this life but takes no care for eternity is wise for a moment but a fool forever-
3-I am now an old man and have known many troubles most of which never happened-
4-Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures-
5-The great thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been-

QUESTION-why is Scotland yard in England???jasper

I WISH YOU A DAY FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS-JASPER

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Tuesday september 12, 2006 thought for the day

HERE ARE MY THOUGHTS FOR TODAY-
1-A MANS REACH SHOULD EXCEED HIS GRASP-
2-A JOYOUS OCCAISION IS NEVER QUITE AS WONDERFUL AS WHEN IT BECOMES A MEMORY-
3-THE BEST WAY TO REPAY A KINDNESS IS TO PASS IT ON-
4-VALOR IS A GIFT-YOU DON'T KNOW YOU HAVE IT UNTIL THE TIME COMES-
5-BE IT EVER SO HUMBLE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME-

QUESTION-IS THERE A DIFFERENCE IN PARTY CLOUDY AND PARTLY SUNNY??

I WISH YOU A DAY FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS!!!JASPER

Monday september 11, 2006 thought for the day

THIS IS A DAY WE SHOULD NEVER FORGET AND HOW WE AS A COUNTRY CAME TOGETHER AS ONE AND HOW IT CAUSED US TO PRAY AND ASK GOD FOR HIS HELP-WHAT A SHAME IT WAS ONLY TEMPORARY AND HOW SOON WE FORGOT THAT IT WAS HIM WE NEEDED--GOD FORGIVE US AND HELP OUR LEADERS AS THEY ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR PROTECTING OUR COUNTRY
Here are my thoughts for today-
1-Life is too short to dwell on what I do not have, instead focus on what you do have-
2-The greater the obstacle the greater the victory in overcoming it-
3-We can not tell what may happen to us in the medley of life, but we can decide what happens in us-
4-Life isn't a matter of milestones but of moments-
5-Live each day as if it might be your last for someday it will be-

QUESTION-why do pianos have 88 keys???

I HOPE YOU WILL HAVE A DAY OF LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS!!-JASPER

Sunday September 10, 2006 thought for the day

MAY YOUR SUNDAY BE BLESSED AS YOU WORSHIP HIM TODAY-HERE ARE MY THOUGHTS FOR TODAY-
1-if you think you can't make a difference-think again-
2-faith makes the discords of the present the harmonies of the future-
3-as in all acts of faith, miracles happen not when you receive but when you first believe-
4-many a good tune is played on an old violin-
5-the best way to cheer yourself up is to cheer someone else up-

QUESTION-why are 9-volt batteries rectangle while other are round??

I HOPE YOU DAY IS FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS!!!jasper

Saturday september 9, 2006 thought for the day

HERE IS HOPING YOU HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND AND HERE ARE MY THOUGHTS FOR TODAY-
1-Faith sees the invisible, believes the unbelievable and receives the impossible-
2-The capacity to love gives life is deepest meaning and significance-
3-Someone needs your encouragement today-
4-Look for good in people not evil for most of us find what we look for-
5-Gratitude is born in the hearts that take time to count past blessings-

QUESTION-why is Rhode Island called an island when it isn't??

I HOPE YOUR DAY IS FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS??-JASPER

Friday september 8, 2006 thought for the day

HERE ARE MY THOUGHTS FOR TODAY-
1-No act of kindness, no matter how small is ever wasted-
2-We are rich by what we can do without, not by what we possess-
3-I am a reflection of my past generations and the essence of those following after me-
4-I shall grow old but never lose life's zest, for the roads last turn will be the best-
5-Laughter heals a lot of hurts-

QUESTION-If moths are attracted to light, why don't they fly toward the sun??

I wish you a day filled with love, laughter and forgiveness!!!jasper

thursday september 7, 2006 thought for the day

HERE'S HOPING YOUR DAY IS SUN SHINNY BRIGHT-
Here are my thoughts for today-
1-The disability that cripples more people than any other is ignorance-
2-Worse than having no sight is having no vision-
3-As we get older our vision should improve-not our sight but our vision of heaven-
4-No one is poor who has a friend-
5-Standing by what I believe is always important but it doesn't mean I have to insist that everyone agree with me-

QUESTION-How do you decide where the boundry line is between oceans???JASPER

I HOPE YOUR DAY IS FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS!-JASPER

Wednesday september 6, 2006 thought for the day

HERE ARE MY THOUGHTS FOR TODAY-

1-a good scare is often better than good advice-
2-Throughout all the changes in our lives we need to be reminded that god has a plan for us-
3-Although the world is full of suffering it is also full of promises for overcoming it-
4-History has demonstrated that the most notable winners usually encountdered heartbreaking obstacles before they triumphed-
5-Education can't be given, it must be earned-

QUESTION-why is the"$" the symbol for the american dollar?

I hope your day is filled with love, laughter and forgiveness!!!-jasper

Tuesday september 5, 2006 thought for the day

SORRY I MISSED YESTERDAY BUT I WAS OUT OF TOWN OVERNIGHT-
here are my thoughts for today-
1-The past is never where you left it-
2-The older the violin the sweeter the music-
3-How we handle our fears can determine the rest of our lives-
4-Do not pray for easy lives, pray to be stronger-
5-The best and most beautiful things in life cannot be seen or touched-they must be felt with the heart-

QUESTION-is there really any difference in men's and women's razors?

I HOPE YOUR DAY IS FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS!!!!

Sunday september 3, 2006 thought for the day

May the spirit of god be with you this day-here are my thoughts for today-
1-If you really want to love you must learn to forgive-
2-If you would be loved-love and be lovable-
3-Love knows not its own depth until the time of separation-
4-Age does not protect you from love, but love to some extent protects you from age-
5-Aerodynamically the bumble bee shouldn't be able to fly, but it doesn't know that so it keeps on flying-

QUESTION-with tonto always hanging around, the lone ranger was never very lonely-so how did he get his name???

I hope your day is filled with love, laughter and forgiveness-jasper

Saturday september 2, 2006 thought for the day

Welcome to the wonderful world of saturday-here are my thoughts for today-
1-Life before 60 is a warm up for the rest of your life-
2-When you help others have memory moments you will have some matchless moments yourself-
3-You learn most everything after you think you know it all-
4-Good fortune favors the prepared mind-
5-How you live earns your reputation, how you face tragedy reveals your character-

QUESTION-Why do most dogs eat standing up while cats often eat sitting down?

I hope your day is filled with love, laughter and forgiveness!!

friday september 1, 2006 thought for the day

here we are at the beginning of a new month-it is september already-here are my thoughts for today-
1-a succesful life is measured by how you live and love in the time you are given-
2-do not complain about growing old-many are denied the privilege-
3-the difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits-
4-christians should be gods extension cords taking his light and song to the dark and empty places of our world-
5-as we acquire more knowlege, things do not become more comprehensible but more mysterious-

QUESTION-in what direction are your eyes facing when you are asleep??
I WISH YOU A DAY FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS!!!JASPER