Tuesday October 31, 2006 thought for the day

IT IS THE LAST DAY OF OCTOBER-WHERE DID THE MONTH GO-here are my thoughts for the day-
1-A true friend is someone who thinks you are a good egg even though he knows you are slightly cracked-
2-We do not stop playing because we are old, we grow old because we stop playing-
3-Your cup cannot overflow if it is not full-
4-The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing-
5-To accomplish great things we must not only act but also dream, not only plan but also believe-

QUESTION-if the love of money is the root of all evil, why do churches ask for it???

I WISH YOU A DAY FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS!!-jasper

Monday October 30, 2006 thought for the day

Good morning to a new day and a new week-here are my thoughts for today-
1-You would not learn to be brave and patient if there was only joy in the world-
2-Patience is the friend of wisdom-
3-Hard work shows up the character of the person-
4-You can't live someone else's life or your own will pass you by-
5-Good friends are like stars-you don't always see them but you know they are always there-

COMMENT-be really nice to your family and friends, you never know when you might need them to empty your bedpan--!!!
Jasper
I WISH YOU A DAY FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS!!

Sunday October 29, 2006 thought for the day

This is late today because I was out of town for the weekend-here are my thoughts for the day-
1-Truth is the only safe ground to stand on-
2-A lie can travel halfway around the world while truth is still putting on its shoes-
3-Even the wisest mind can still learn something-
4-Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work-
5-The harder you work the luckier you get-

COMMENT-Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity!!


I WISH YOU A DAY FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS!!!-jasper

Saturday October 28, 2006 thought for the day

TODAY IS THE START OF A NEW WEEKEND-ENJOY!!!-here are my thoughts for today-
1-Experience is the name we give to our mistakes-
2-Laugh at yourself first before anyone else does-
3-Forgiveness is the greatest revenge-
4-Hatred you carry is a live coal in your heart, it hurts you more than it does them-
5-To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides-

QUESTION-why is there an expiration date on sour cream???

I WISH YOU A DAY FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS!!-jasper

Saturday October 28, 2006 thought for the day

TODAY IS THE START OF A NEW WEEKEND-ENJOY!!!-here are my thoughts for today-
1-Experience is the name we give to our mistakes-
2-Laugh at yourself first before anyone else does-
3-Forgiveness is the greatest revenge-
4-Hatred you carry is a live coal in your heart, it hurts you more than it does them-
5-To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides-

QUESTION-why is there an expiration date on sour cream???

I WISH YOU A DAY FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS!!-jasper

Saturday October 28, 2006 thought for the day

TODAY IS THE START OF A NEW WEEKEND-ENJOY!!!-here are my thoughts for today-
1-Experience is the name we give to our mistakes-
2-Laugh at yourself first before anyone else does-
3-Forgiveness is the greatest revenge-
4-Hatred you carry is a live coal in your heart, it hurts you more than it does them-
5-To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides-

QUESTION-why is there an expiration date on sour cream???

I WISH YOU A DAY FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS!!-jasper

Friday October 27, 2006 thought for the day

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT IS FRIDAY ALREADY-HAVE A GREAT DAY-here are my thoughts for today-
1-Occasionally we stumble over the truth, sometimes it hits us in the head-
2-To acquire knowledge you must study, to acquire wisdom you must listen and observe-
3-Much of our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying do save-
4-We often miss opportunities because they are usually disguised as hard work-
5-A strong positive attitude creates many miracles-

QUESTION-If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done???

I WISH YOU A DAY FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS!!!-jasper

Thursday October 26, 2006 thought for the day

HOW IS EVERYONE TODAY??-here are my thoughts for today-
1-By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong-
2-I can be really patient if I get my way in the end-
3-Try to become a person of integrity, not just a person of success-
4-In prosperity our friends know us, in adversity we know our friends -
5-Time is the most valuable thing you spend-

QUESTION-What was the best thing since sliced bread???

MAY YOUR WALLS KNOW JOY, MAY EVERY ROOM HOLD CONTENTMENT AND MAY ALL YOUR WINDOWS OPEN TO FORGIVENESS!!!-jasper

Wednesday October 25, 2006 thought for the day

IT IS MIDWEEK AND I HOPE YOUR WEEK IS GOING JUST FINE-HERE ARE MY THOUGHTS FOR TODAY-
1-A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort-
2-When the character of a person is not clear to you, look at their friends-
3-Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again-
4-Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong-
5-A day without thankfulness is a wasted day-

QUESTION-how do they get the deer to cross at the yellow road signs???

I WISH YOU A DAY FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS!!-

Tuesday October 24, 2006 thought for the day

HERE ARE MY THOUGHTS FOR TODAY-
1-Time is what keeps everything from happening at once-
2-In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday-
3-Whoever gossips to you will gossip about you-
4-An oak tree is just a nut that held its ground-
5-The world is full of willing people,some willing to work, and some willing to let them-

QUESTION-if man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have them??
Jasper
I WISH YOU A DAY FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS!!

Monday October 23, 2006 thought for the day

I hope your weekend was great-here are my thoughts for today-
1-It is not hard to meet expenses-they are everywhere-
2-Money doesn't buy happiness but it does make misery easier to live with-
3-A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand-
4-Husband-a man who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house-
5-Blessed are they who laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused-

QUESTION-would a fly without wings be called a walk??

I WISH YOU A DAY FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AMD FORGIVENESS!!!-jasper

Sunday October 22, 2006 thought for the day

GOOD MORNING TO YOU ALL-I HOPE YOU WILL HAVE A GOOD SUNDAY SHARING IT WITH FAMILY AND/OR FRIENDS-DON'T FORGET TO THANK GOD FOR ALL HIS WONDERFUL BLESSINGS-here are my thoughts for today-
1-If everything is coming your way, you may be in the wrong lane-
2-If you are not in your right mind your left mind gets pretty crowded-
3-Everyone has a photographic memory, some don't have film-
4-Living on earth is expensive but it does include a free trip around the sun-
5-The only difference between a rut and a grave is its depth-

QUESTION-If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages???

I WISH YOU A DAY FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS!!!!-jasper

Saturday October 21, 2006 thought for the day

HELLO-I'M BAAAAACK!!!!!
THIS IS WHAT I HAVE TO GET DONE THIS WEKEND AFTER BEING GONE FOR 8 DAYS ON VACATION IN VIRGINIA-THE TREES THERE WERE SIMPLY BEAUTIFUL AND WE ENJOYED VISITING FAMILY BUT IT ALSO SURE WAS GOOD TO GET HOOOOOOME!!!-GOOD TO BE BACK SENDING OUT MY THOUGHT FOR THE DAY -
1-The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement
2-The older you get the harder it is to lose weight, because by then your body and fat are really good friends-
3-The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment-
4-Here is something to be thankful for--facial wrinkles don't hurt-
5-Depression--anger without enthusiasm-

QUESTION-isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice????
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND-jasper
I WISH YOU A DAY FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS!!

IT IS A COLD MORNING HERE IN CENTRAL ILLINOIS-PROBABLY OUR FIRST FREEZE OF THE FALL-here are my thoughts for today
1-Focus your energy on answers not excuses-
2-Knowing that god loves me unconditionally I can be honest about how I feel-
3-When we think we talk to ourselves, when we pray we talk to god-
4-When you put the two words "the" and "IRS" together it spells theirs-
5-The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he is really in trouble-

COMMENT-it's funny, but I don't remember getting absent minded!!
I WISH YOU A DAY FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS-jasper

Wednesday October 11, 2006 thought for the day

WELCOME TO WEDNESDAY-here are my thoughts for today-
1-In trying times, don't stop trying-
2-If at first you don't succeed, you are in good company-
3-It is wise to direct your anger toward problems and not people-
4-Sin is not simply an error in judgement-
5-The time for faith to work is when we cannot see any natural solution to our problems-

QUESTION-how come abbreviated is such a long word???

I WISH YOU A DAY FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS!!jasper

Tuesday October 10, 2006 thought for the day

A GOOD MORNING TO ALL OF YOU-here are my thoughts for today-
1-If it goes without saying, why say it?-
2-You can't be caught in places you don't go-
3-Worry-emotional torture-
4-You can't have forgiveness without confession, but you can have confession without forgiveness-
5-People who struggle with god loving them struggle with loving other people-

QUESTION-Is there another word for synonym???

I WISH YOU A DAY FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS!!-JASPER

Monday October 9, 2006 thought for the day

HERE WE ARE AT MONDAY-IT IS A GREAT DAY-here are my thoughts for the day
1-It was all so different before everything changed-
2-Be thankful for what you have-you'll end up having more-
3-Mother's menu consisted of two choices-take it or leave it-
4-Someday is not a day of the week-
5-It is better to be a "has been" than a "never was"-


QUESTION-If a man is addicted to eating turkey leftovers, can he quit "cold turkey"???

I WISH YOU A DAY FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS!!!jasper

Sunday October 8, 2006 thought for the day

THIS MAY BE ONE OF THE LAST REALLY NICE SUNDAYS IN OCTOBER SO GET OUT THERE AND ENJOY IT WHILE YOU CAN-here are my thoughts for today-
1-Gods grace comes from gods mercy-
2-There is nothing you can do to make you more loveable to god-
3-God isn't looking to use perfect people-
4-You can do the right thing with the wrong motive,you can do the wrong thing with the right motive and you can do the right thing with the right motive-
5-Perseverance is its own reward-

QUESTION-Why do we put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suit case??

I WISH YOU A DAY FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS!!!-jasper

Saturday October 7, 2006 thought for the day

I HOPE YOU ARE HAVING A SMILEY SUN SHINEY DAY-here are my thoughts for today-
1-If you change your perspective, you might be able to change your problem-
2-When you become Luke warm toward god, you drift away-
3-A faith in god produces a heart that wants to work for god-
4-You can't steer a parked car-
5-God has yours and my picture on his desk-

QUESTION-If all is not lost, where is it???

I WISH YOU A DAY FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS!!!-jasper

Friday October 6, 2006 thought for the day

HERE IS A BIG SMILE BUTTON TO WEAR SINCE IT IS FRIDAY-here are my thoughts for the day-
1-If god is your co-pilot, swap seats-
2-Sometimes your mind is a dangerous place to hang out alone in-
3-It doesn't matter how long you live but rather what you do while you are here-
4-The greater the hurt, the greater the anger-
5-To change your feelings, change what you think about-

QUESTION-If you are cross eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right??

I WISH YOU A DAY FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS!!-jasper

Thursday October 5, 2006 thought for the day

HERE IS A HAPPY SMILE FOR EVERYONE-HERE ARE MY THOUGHTS FOR TODAY-
1-It is not hard to meet expenses-they are everywhere-
2-I always arrive late at the office but I make up for it by leaving early-
3-A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it is written on-
4-Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery-
5-Sometimes even the encourager needs encouraging-

QUESTION-if all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?????



I wish you a day filled with love, laughter and forgiveness-jasper

Wednesday October 4, 2006 thought for the day

WELL, HERE WE ARE MID WEEK AND HERE ARE MY THOUGHTS FOR TODAY-
1-Nothing is achieved without taking a risk-
2-To keep laughing one has to risk grief-
3-To love one has to risk not getting love back-
4-To get more one must risk what you do have-
5-To get success one must risk failure-

COMMENT-If working is so terrific why do they have to pay you to do it???

I WISH YOU A DAY FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS-jasper

Tuesday October 3, 2006 thought for the day

I HOPE YOU HAVE A SMILEY FACE DAY-HERE ARE MY THOUGHTS FOR TODAY-
1-Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time because then you won't have a leg to stand on-
2-We could learn a lot from crayons-some are sharp, some are dull, some have weird names, all are different colors but they all have to live in the same box-
3-Many people don't know what they are doing and are good at it-
4-Nothing is achieved without taking a risk-
5-It is hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere-

QUESTION-Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds???

I WISH YOU A DAY FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS!!!-jasper

Monday October 2, 2006 thought for the day

HURRAH-IT IS MONDAY-WHOPPEE!!!-HERE ARE MY THOUGHTS FOR TODAY
1-Always keep your words soft and sweet just in case you have to eat them-
2-Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it-
3-Drive carefully, it is not only cars that can be recalled by their maker-
4-If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again it was probably worth it-
5-It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to be kind to others-

Question-How do figure skaters keep from getting dizzy while spinning???

I WISH YOU A DAY FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS-!!!!jasper

Sunday October 1, 2006 thought for the day

HAVE A BEAUTIFUL BLESSED DAY OF WORSHIP-HERE ARE MY THOUGHTS FOR TODAY-
1-A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing-
2-They who stand before God can stand before anyone-
3-When praying, don't give give God instructions, just report for duty-
4-Most people want to serve God in an advisory capacity-
5-Coincidences happen when God remains anonymous-

COMMENT-God determines who walks into your life-it is up to you to decide who you let walk away-who you let stay and who you refuse to let go-

I WISH YOU A DAY FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS!!!-JASPER