Saturday, September 30, 2006

Saturday September 30, 2006 thought for the day

THIS IS THE DAY THAT THE LORD HAS MADE, LET US REJOICE AND BE GLAD IN IT-HAVE A GREAT DAY-here are my thought for today-
1-Blessed are the quilters for they shall be called the piece makers-
2-Gossip travels freely but good news has to be helped along-
3-Those who bring sunshine to others cannot keep it from themselves-
4-Happiness often sneaks in a door we didn't know we had left open-
5-An empty heart is a far greater misfortune than an empty purse-

QUESTION-Why are there holes in Swiss cheese???

I WISH YOU A DAY FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS!!!-jasper

Friday, September 29, 2006

Friday September 29, 2006 thought for the day

IT'S FRIDAY!!!!THE WEEKEND IS JUST AHEAD-HERE ARE MY THOUGHTS FOR TODAY-
1-Nothing makes a child so smart as having grandparents-
2-Let your mind wander, but be careful when and where you follow it-
3-It is better to prepare and prevent than to repair and repent-
4-Speaking two languages is valuable, but keeping silent in one is priceless-
5-Life is like an exciting book and every year starts a new chapter-

QUESTION-why can't you keep your eyes open when you sneeze???

I WISH YOU A DAY FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS!!!jasper

Thursday, September 28, 2006

Thursday September 28, 2006 thought for the day

GOOD MORNING TO YOU ALL AGAIN-HERE ARE MY THOUGHTS FOR TODAY-
1-Enjoy yourself-these are the good old days you will miss in 20 years-
2-The person who has the right to boast doesn't have to-
3-To get the full value of joy you must have someone to share it with-
4-A candle loses none of it's light by lighting another candle-
5-When you cook up an excuse don't use any that are half baked-

QUESTION-why don't traffic signal light bulbs ever seem to burn out???


I WISH FOR YOU A DAY FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS!!!jasper

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Wednesday September 27, 2006 thought for the day

HAVE A SUN SHINEY GOOD DAY-HERE ARE MY THOUGHTS FOR TODAY-
1-Sandwich every bit of criticism between two layers of praise-
2-You are only cooking up trouble when you stew about tomorrow-
3-Love makes the world go round but laughter keeps us from getting dizzy-
4-The only way to touch anothers heart is with your own-
5-The only way to conquer fear is to keep doing things you fear-

QUESTION-why is a watch called a "watch"?

I WISH YOU A DAY FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS!!-JASPER

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Tuesday September 26, 2006 thought for the day

Wishing you a great day-here are my thoughts for today-
1-Doing your best is more important than being your best-
2-It is not necessary to blow out the other persons light to let your own light shine-
3-The virtues of being punctual are often offset by having to wait for people who aren't-
4-If you want long friendships, develop a short memory-
5-Character is like the foundation of a house-it is below the surface-

QUESTION-why does "pipe down" mean "shut up"???

I WISH YOU A DAY FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS!!!-jasper

Monday, September 25, 2006

Monday September 25, 2006 thought for the day

Good morning everyone-it is the beginning of a new week and I hope it will be a great week for you-here are my thoughts for today-
1-A mistake means that somebody at least tried to do something-
2-Good examples have far more value than good advice-
3-A man's mind once stretched by a new idea never returns to its original dimension-
4-The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time-
5-Sometimes we have to replace "what if's" with "so what"-

QUESTION-How do they put the hole in the needle of a syringe?

I WISH FOR YOU A DAY FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS!!!-jasper

Sunday, September 24, 2006

Sunday September 24, 2006 thought for the day

Wishing you a great Sunday-here are my thoughts for today-
1-Live as you will have wished to have lived when you are dying-
2-Abortion is only advocated by those who have been born-
3-Busy people have no time to be busy bodies-
4-However far the stream flows it will never forget its source-
5-Happiness is not perfected until it is shared-

QUESTION-What does the "Q" in "Q-tips" stand for???

I WISH YOU A DAY OF LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS!!!--JASPER

Saturday, September 23, 2006

Saturday September 23, 2006 thought for the day

I hope you will enjoy this Saturday-here are my thoughts for today-
1-Don't forget to entertain strangers lest you entertain angels unaware-
2-Man was created a little lower than the angels and has been getting a little lower ever since-
3-We are each angels with only one wing and we can only fly by embracing one another-
4-You don't have to be an angel to be a saint-
5-What the caterpillar calls the end of life god calls a butterfly-

QUESTION-what is the difference in a kit and a caboodle????

I WISH YOU A DAY FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS!!!-JASPER

Friday, September 22, 2006

Friday September 22, 2006 thought for the day

HERE ARE MY THOUGHTS FOR TODAY-
1-THAT WHICH IS BEAUTIFUL IS NOT ALWAYS GOOD BUT THAT WHICH IS GOOD IS ALWAYS BEAUTIFUL-
2-A THING OF BEAUTY IS A JOY FOREVER-
3-THE SAYING THAT BEAUTY IS ONLY SKIN DEEP IS NONSENSE-THAT IS DEEP ENOUGH-WHAT DO YOU WANT, A BEAUTIFUL LIVER???
4-THE REASON THE ALL AMERICAN BOY PREFERS BEAUTY OVER BRAINS IS BECAUSE HE CAN SEE BETTER THAN HE CAN THINK-
5-THE DESIRE OF POWER IN EXCESS CAUSED THE ANGELS TO FALL, THE DESIRE OF KNOWLEDGE IN EXCESS CAUSED MAN TO FALL-

QUESTION-why don't penguins get frostbite in their feet???

I WISH YOU A DAY FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS!!!--JASPER

Thursday, September 21, 2006

Thursday September 21, 2006 thought for the day

Hope your day is filled with beauty-here are my thoughts for today-
1-Age is mind over matter-if your don't mind it doesn't matter-
2-Years may wrinkle the skin, but losing enthusiasm wrinkles the soul-
3-The old believe everything, the middle age suspect everything, the young know everything-
4-There are no ugly women, only women who do no know how to look pretty-
5-Beautiful young people are works of nature, beautiful old people are works of art-

QUESTION-Why do children learn to print before they learn cursive???


I WISH YOU A DAY FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS!!!-JASPER

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Wednesday September 20, thought for the day

GOOD MORNING TO YOU ALL-HERE ARE MY THOUGHTS FOR THE DAY-
1-IF I WERE YOUNGER, I WOULD KNOW MORE-
2-A PERSON IS NOT OLD UNTIL REGRETS TAKE THE PLACE OF DREAMS-
3-OLD AGE IS ALWAYS 20 YEARS OLDER THAN I AM-
4-YOU DON'T GROW OLD BY MERELY LIVING A NUMBER OF YEARS-
5-MIDDLE AGE IS WHEN YOU AGE STARTS TO SHOW AROUND YOUR MIDDLE-

QUESTION-WHAT HAPPENS TO THE INK WHEN NEWSPAPERS ARE RECYCLED??

I WISH YOU A DAY FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS!!!-JASPER

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Tuesday September 19, 2006 thought for the day

No fooling around-it is going to get kinda cold tonight-here are my thoughts for today-
1-In dreams and in love there is no impossibilities-
2-The greatest pain of all is to love and love in vain-
3-Loving yourself works miracles in your life-
4-Love is like the moon-when it does not increase it decreases-
5-Love begets love-

QUESTION-why do dogs have black lips???

I WISH YOU A DAY FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS!!!-JASPER

Monday, September 18, 2006

Monday September 18, 2006 thought for the day

HERE ARE MY THOUGHTS FOR TODAY-
1-It is okay to argue with god and get angry with god but it is not okay to ignore him-
2-Mistakes are the material from which to create solutions-
3-Difficult people are difficult with everyone, not just you-
4-People grow from the challenges and problems they face-
5-Love of country is like love of woman-he loves her best who seeks to bestow on her the highest good-

QUESTION-Why is blue the color of the ribbon for first prize or first place???

I WISH FOR YOU A DAY FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS!!!-JASPER

Sunday, September 17, 2006

Sunday September 17, 2006 thought for the day

MAY YOUR DAY BE FILLED WITH THE SPIRIT OF GOD!-here are my thoughts for today-
1-Holding on to anger, resentment and hurt only gives you tense muscles, a headache and sore jaw from clenching your teeth-
2-If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to meet it-
3-The only thing you can change about your past is your perception of it-
4-We don't pray to get god's attention-we pray to turn our attention toward god-
5-You aren't born with courage but you are born with potential-

QUESTION-Why do people get goose bumps on their arms and legs but not on their faces too??


I WISH YOU A DAY FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AMD FORGIVENESS!!!-JASPER

Saturday, September 16, 2006

Saturday September 16, 2006 thought for the day

AHH-THE WEEKEND IS HERE-ENJOY!-HERE ARE MY THOUGHTS FOR TODAY-
1-It is less important what we say than what we do-
2-You cannot add by subtracting-
3-Live your life so the preacher doesn't have to lie at your funeral-
4-Laughter is the best medicine-there is no copayment-
5-That which is sharable is bearable-

QUESTION-can a spider get caught in the web of another spider??

I WISH FOR YOU A DAY FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS-JASPER

Friday, September 15, 2006

Subject: Friday September 15, 2006 thought for the day-jasper



TGIF-here are my thoughts for today-
1-A clear conscience and peace of mind far outweigh fame or fortune-
2-Leaving a legacy of love, integrity, and good deeds is far more valuable than a great estate of material wealth-
3-Write your sorrows in sand and your blessings in stone-
4-You can't teach someone unless you have their attention-
5-You cannot help others if you exalt yourself above them-

QUESTION-why do dogs like to put their heads out of the window of a moving car??

I WISH YOU A DAY FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS-JASPER

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Thursday September 14, 2006 thought for the day

I hope your day is truly blessed-here are my thoughts for today-
1-When we recall the past we usually find that it is the simple things-not the great occasions-that in retrospect give the greatest glow of happiness-
2-You are never too old for new beginnings-
3-Enjoying the journey is as important as reaching the destination-
4-Lighting someone else's candle in no way diminishes yours-
5-Change the things that can be changed, accept those that cannot and pray for wisdom to know the difference-

QUESTION-Do identical twins have identical fingerprints??

I HOPE YOUR DAY IS FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS-JASPER

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Wednesday September 13, 2006 thought for the day

A GOOD MORNING TO ALL OF YOU-HERE ARE MY THOUGHTS FOR TODAY-
1-Anything worth having is worth working for-
2-He who provides for this life but takes no care for eternity is wise for a moment but a fool forever-
3-I am now an old man and have known many troubles most of which never happened-
4-Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures-
5-The great thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been-

QUESTION-why is Scotland yard in England???jasper

I WISH YOU A DAY FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS-JASPER

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

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Tuesday september 12, 2006 thought for the day

HERE ARE MY THOUGHTS FOR TODAY-
1-A MANS REACH SHOULD EXCEED HIS GRASP-
2-A JOYOUS OCCAISION IS NEVER QUITE AS WONDERFUL AS WHEN IT BECOMES A MEMORY-
3-THE BEST WAY TO REPAY A KINDNESS IS TO PASS IT ON-
4-VALOR IS A GIFT-YOU DON'T KNOW YOU HAVE IT UNTIL THE TIME COMES-
5-BE IT EVER SO HUMBLE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME-

QUESTION-IS THERE A DIFFERENCE IN PARTY CLOUDY AND PARTLY SUNNY??

I WISH YOU A DAY FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS!!!JASPER

Monday, September 11, 2006

Monday september 11, 2006 thought for the day

THIS IS A DAY WE SHOULD NEVER FORGET AND HOW WE AS A COUNTRY CAME TOGETHER AS ONE AND HOW IT CAUSED US TO PRAY AND ASK GOD FOR HIS HELP-WHAT A SHAME IT WAS ONLY TEMPORARY AND HOW SOON WE FORGOT THAT IT WAS HIM WE NEEDED--GOD FORGIVE US AND HELP OUR LEADERS AS THEY ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR PROTECTING OUR COUNTRY
Here are my thoughts for today-
1-Life is too short to dwell on what I do not have, instead focus on what you do have-
2-The greater the obstacle the greater the victory in overcoming it-
3-We can not tell what may happen to us in the medley of life, but we can decide what happens in us-
4-Life isn't a matter of milestones but of moments-
5-Live each day as if it might be your last for someday it will be-

QUESTION-why do pianos have 88 keys???

I HOPE YOU WILL HAVE A DAY OF LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS!!-JASPER

Sunday, September 10, 2006

Sunday September 10, 2006 thought for the day

MAY YOUR SUNDAY BE BLESSED AS YOU WORSHIP HIM TODAY-HERE ARE MY THOUGHTS FOR TODAY-
1-if you think you can't make a difference-think again-
2-faith makes the discords of the present the harmonies of the future-
3-as in all acts of faith, miracles happen not when you receive but when you first believe-
4-many a good tune is played on an old violin-
5-the best way to cheer yourself up is to cheer someone else up-

QUESTION-why are 9-volt batteries rectangle while other are round??

I HOPE YOU DAY IS FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS!!!jasper

Saturday, September 09, 2006

Saturday september 9, 2006 thought for the day

HERE IS HOPING YOU HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND AND HERE ARE MY THOUGHTS FOR TODAY-
1-Faith sees the invisible, believes the unbelievable and receives the impossible-
2-The capacity to love gives life is deepest meaning and significance-
3-Someone needs your encouragement today-
4-Look for good in people not evil for most of us find what we look for-
5-Gratitude is born in the hearts that take time to count past blessings-

QUESTION-why is Rhode Island called an island when it isn't??

I HOPE YOUR DAY IS FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS??-JASPER

Friday, September 08, 2006

Friday september 8, 2006 thought for the day

HERE ARE MY THOUGHTS FOR TODAY-
1-No act of kindness, no matter how small is ever wasted-
2-We are rich by what we can do without, not by what we possess-
3-I am a reflection of my past generations and the essence of those following after me-
4-I shall grow old but never lose life's zest, for the roads last turn will be the best-
5-Laughter heals a lot of hurts-

QUESTION-If moths are attracted to light, why don't they fly toward the sun??

I wish you a day filled with love, laughter and forgiveness!!!jasper

Thursday, September 07, 2006

thursday september 7, 2006 thought for the day

HERE'S HOPING YOUR DAY IS SUN SHINNY BRIGHT-
Here are my thoughts for today-
1-The disability that cripples more people than any other is ignorance-
2-Worse than having no sight is having no vision-
3-As we get older our vision should improve-not our sight but our vision of heaven-
4-No one is poor who has a friend-
5-Standing by what I believe is always important but it doesn't mean I have to insist that everyone agree with me-

QUESTION-How do you decide where the boundry line is between oceans???JASPER

I HOPE YOUR DAY IS FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS!-JASPER

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Wednesday september 6, 2006 thought for the day

HERE ARE MY THOUGHTS FOR TODAY-

1-a good scare is often better than good advice-
2-Throughout all the changes in our lives we need to be reminded that god has a plan for us-
3-Although the world is full of suffering it is also full of promises for overcoming it-
4-History has demonstrated that the most notable winners usually encountdered heartbreaking obstacles before they triumphed-
5-Education can't be given, it must be earned-

QUESTION-why is the"$" the symbol for the american dollar?

I hope your day is filled with love, laughter and forgiveness!!!-jasper

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Tuesday september 5, 2006 thought for the day

SORRY I MISSED YESTERDAY BUT I WAS OUT OF TOWN OVERNIGHT-
here are my thoughts for today-
1-The past is never where you left it-
2-The older the violin the sweeter the music-
3-How we handle our fears can determine the rest of our lives-
4-Do not pray for easy lives, pray to be stronger-
5-The best and most beautiful things in life cannot be seen or touched-they must be felt with the heart-

QUESTION-is there really any difference in men's and women's razors?

I HOPE YOUR DAY IS FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS!!!!

Sunday, September 03, 2006

Sunday september 3, 2006 thought for the day

May the spirit of god be with you this day-here are my thoughts for today-
1-If you really want to love you must learn to forgive-
2-If you would be loved-love and be lovable-
3-Love knows not its own depth until the time of separation-
4-Age does not protect you from love, but love to some extent protects you from age-
5-Aerodynamically the bumble bee shouldn't be able to fly, but it doesn't know that so it keeps on flying-

QUESTION-with tonto always hanging around, the lone ranger was never very lonely-so how did he get his name???

I hope your day is filled with love, laughter and forgiveness-jasper

Saturday, September 02, 2006

Saturday september 2, 2006 thought for the day

Welcome to the wonderful world of saturday-here are my thoughts for today-
1-Life before 60 is a warm up for the rest of your life-
2-When you help others have memory moments you will have some matchless moments yourself-
3-You learn most everything after you think you know it all-
4-Good fortune favors the prepared mind-
5-How you live earns your reputation, how you face tragedy reveals your character-

QUESTION-Why do most dogs eat standing up while cats often eat sitting down?

I hope your day is filled with love, laughter and forgiveness!!

Friday, September 01, 2006

friday september 1, 2006 thought for the day

here we are at the beginning of a new month-it is september already-here are my thoughts for today-
1-a succesful life is measured by how you live and love in the time you are given-
2-do not complain about growing old-many are denied the privilege-
3-the difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits-
4-christians should be gods extension cords taking his light and song to the dark and empty places of our world-
5-as we acquire more knowlege, things do not become more comprehensible but more mysterious-

QUESTION-in what direction are your eyes facing when you are asleep??
I WISH YOU A DAY FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND FORGIVENESS!!!JASPER